ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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