I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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