did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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