Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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