Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
either way he was missing a nipple.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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