Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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