I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
