I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
two words: eviction party
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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