Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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