Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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