I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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