turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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