I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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