Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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