Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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