last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Randomize
