If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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