Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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