it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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