True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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