i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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