I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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