do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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