I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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