Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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