i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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