you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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