TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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