I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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