yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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