Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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