I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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