we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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