I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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