so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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