I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Just cropdusted the office
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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