margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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