So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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