I want to make a zoo with you.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
ttyl tear gas
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
