She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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