new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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