Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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