There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
