There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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