Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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