used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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