I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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