To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
