It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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