my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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