She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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