do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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